OK, for the hangers-on who give a damn about useless trivia, here's some stats:
  • This is article 1733.
  • That averages at 433.25 articles per year.
  • ...or around 1.18 articles per day!
  • There are 104 instances of the word "arse" (now it's 106!)
  • That's once every 16 articles.
  • But the word "somoflange" is used only once (this time).
  • The text of this site, in database format, is over 2.1Mb.
  • ...and contains something like 193,439 words.
  • The longest article is (i think) this one about Syndeecate
  • This site has 84 registered users (one is anonymous), the newest being kyv.
  • Most people use Microsoft Internet Explorer to read this site.
  • And no-one uses AIX (poor thing).
  • And the most amusing thing I can find that someone typed into a search engine to end up here so far this month is "arse f*cking".
  • ...but one year ago it was either "wos gay skins" or "gasman's gallery girls" (what's he been up to?).
  • You can check out the last years worth of statistics here.
Hmm. That's used up a little of my morning. I really need some food now. More real news later.